You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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