Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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