Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I have already put on my inside pants.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
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