Christians are straight up FREAKS
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
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