i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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