Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You were trust falling into bushes
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