To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
