Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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