suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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