Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
More tranny stories later!
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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