I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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