are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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