Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
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After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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