I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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