I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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