how can u be prego again
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
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It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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