There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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