PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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