i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
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So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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