You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
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I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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