I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
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Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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