fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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