yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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