you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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