I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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