Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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