this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
We need to feng shui this bitch.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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