how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
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He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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