I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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