It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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