We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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