Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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