Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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