so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
