1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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