It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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