found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
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Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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