thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Randomize
