I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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