The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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