So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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