it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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