who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
ugly people sure do ruin things
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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