So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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