I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
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Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
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Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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