Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
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It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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