Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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