Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry melissab2005 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(617): View more from Massachusetts

i feel rough

(617): View more from Massachusetts

just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.

Fav 24 1143 2178
share tweet
(518): View more from New York

im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.

Fav 27 4981 1304
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(831): View more from California

i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3

Fav 22 5879 964
share tweet
(409): View more from Texas

We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.

Fav 45 11737 2892
share tweet
(262): View more from Wisconsin

some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night

Fav 7 5598 1056
share tweet
(757): View more from Virginia

I believe some people would call last night an orgy.

Fav 7 4157 1180
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(360): View more from Washington

sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.

Fav 12 3069 981
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(425): View more from Washington

I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits

Fav 5 763 613
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(276): View more from Virginia

Are these your boobs on my camera?

Fav 0 86 10
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT