Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
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making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
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