Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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