Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You can't motorboat a personality
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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