Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
