You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
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there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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