ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Randomize
